Intimacy jokes
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.