Intimacy jokes
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Can you fuck me, please?
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.