Intimacy

Intimacy jokes

Sex

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Woman

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

German

I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!