Intimacy

Intimacy jokes

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.