Intimacy jokes
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
My sex life.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.