Intimacy jokes
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Daddy, harder!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.