Intimacy jokes
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Daddy, harder!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏