Intimacy jokes
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Daddy, harder!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏