Intimacy jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Daddy, harder!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏