Internet jokes

Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.

Can anyone talk with me? Bored...

trolololololloollllol

You were tricked, loser. ;]

pornhub.com

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

W fr W

Gigachad.