Internet jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
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"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.