Internet jokes
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Should I do a face reveal?
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Lol.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Make this the most liked post.