Internet jokes
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Lol.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Memes
Should I do a face reveal?
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Make this the most liked post.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!