Internet jokes

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

She (DYM 126).

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Mom! (DYM 48)

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

This website is a joke.

WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Uh oh, stinky!

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.