Internet jokes
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Should I do a face reveal?
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Lol.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Make this the most liked post.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.