Internet jokes
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Recently my baby did this:
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What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Give me followers instantly!
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Me, (DYM 131)
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."