Internet jokes

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Ily.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

lolo.

Get noob.

DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doin (DYM 4)

Doin (DYM 8).

Your (DYM 36).