Internet jokes
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Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Me, (DYM 131)
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
My disappointment in this website
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Amogus.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
I'm back on BIGO Live.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.