Interaction

Interaction jokes

Face

    • Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

    Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

    Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

    Insult

    • "Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

    "Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

    "It won't matter, he's deaf."

    Farmer

    • A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...

    A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.

    "Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

    Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"

    "Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

    Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"

    "Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

    Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"

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    • Interaction memes

    Kid

    • Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

    Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

    Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

    Kid 2: No!

    Chat

    • Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

    Cookie

    • There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

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    • Bot

    • Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!