Interaction jokes
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
You are quite [something].
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.