Interaction jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
frshfry we need to talk now!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Me and freshfry talking.
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!