Interaction jokes
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?