Paper plane jokes

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Yeeeeeeeet!

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.