I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈