Paper plane jokes

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.