Interaction jokes
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Explain bear.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Look at the comments.
Guess what?
Good guess.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Hi? Bye.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.