Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
