Interaction jokes
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Hi? Bye.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
quarantine be like:
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
Guess what?
Good guess.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
You are quite [something].
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Knock knock.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.