You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Hi how are you?
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Hey, talk to me here!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
