Interaction jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
You are quite [something].
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Memes
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Look at the comments.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?