Interaction jokes

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Friend: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Short.

Me: Short who?

Friend: Short you!

Me: 🙁

Friend: 🤣

"Knock knock."

"Come in."

Prankster kid: Knock knock.

Neighbor: Who's there?

...

You are quite [something].

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

No one.

No one who?

No one who?

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...

Look at the comments.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?