Interaction jokes
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Look at the comments.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.