Interaction jokes

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

You are quite [something].

Friend: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Short.

Me: Short who?

Friend: Short you!

Me: 🙁

Friend: 🤣

"Knock knock."

"Come in."

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Worst joke ever: me and my user.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Look at the comments.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.