You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Brain on the Floor
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that the dad is so dumb he can't even do basic math. It's like, your brain probably lives on the floor too, ya know, since you can't figure this out yourself. Also, your mom is a bear.