Intelligence jokes

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Why did the blonde run outside naked?

She thought the steam was a gas leak.

I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."