Intelligence jokes

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

I cum (Can't understand math).

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."