Intelligence jokes
No one is smart. I am smart.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why am I idiot?
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.