If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
