Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.