Intelligence jokes
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
3+3=****
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.