Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Memes
dum asses
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.