Intelligence jokes

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.