The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Intelligence Jokes
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
