Intelligence jokes

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Why did the blonde run outside naked?

She thought the steam was a gas leak.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.