Intelligence jokes
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Why am I idiot?
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.