I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Intelligence Jokes
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why am I idiot?
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
