Intelligence jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

He’s not dead, just his storage unit.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

Why am I idiot?

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

No one is smart. I am smart.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

What do you call an autistic army special forces?

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!