Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Idiot

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Forehead

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Asian

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Mama

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Light

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Blonde

Why did the blonde run outside naked?

She thought the steam was a gas leak.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣