Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!