Intelligence jokes
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.