Intelligence jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Why am I idiot?