Intelligence jokes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.