Intelligence jokes
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣