Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
