Intelligence jokes

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.