Intelligence jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.