Intelligence jokes
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.