Intelligence jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."