Intelligence jokes

Why am I idiot?

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

All dumbs aren't blonde.

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.

Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.

I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"