Intelligence jokes
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Retards.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.