When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Retards.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
