
Intelligence jokes
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
You really put the R in special.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Do you know this kind of kid
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
