Intelligence jokes

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.