Intelligence jokes

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.