Intelligence jokes
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.