Intelligence jokes
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!