Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
You really put the R in special.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
