Intelligence jokes

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

You really put the R in special.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.