Intelligence jokes
Alya is so retarded.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
My brother truly is a numbskull.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
1+1? Too hard.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.