Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Ball

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Mama

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Blonde

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Coconut

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Momma

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

IQ

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Blonde

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

CIA

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.