Intelligence jokes

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

You really put the R in special.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.