Intelligence jokes
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Alya is so retarded.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...