Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.