Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
You really put the R in special.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
You have more chin than brain cells!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
