Intelligence jokes

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

You really put the R in special.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!