Intelligence jokes
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
You really put the R in special.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Do you know this kind of kid
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.