Intelligence jokes
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?