Intelligence jokes
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
1+1? Too hard.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.