Intelligence jokes
Alya is so retarded.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.