Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
1+1? Too hard.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."