Intelligence jokes
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Putin's Brain:
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.