Intelligence jokes
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.