Intelligence jokes
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Putin's Brain:
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!