Intelligence jokes
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Putin's Brain:
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.