My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
