Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!