Intelligence

Intelligence Jokes

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Math

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

Vegetable

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Forehead

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Sex

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

School

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Mother

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Blonde

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

Mama

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"