Intelligence jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
I cum (Can't understand math).
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."