Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Intelligence Jokes
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
