New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
