Intelligence jokes

You are so dumb.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

Humans. We are the joke. Retards.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.