Intelligence jokes
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Putin's Brain:
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
You are so dumb.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?