Intelligence jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
You are so dumb.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.