Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
You are so dumb.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.