Insult jokes

Ur mom.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Yo mamma sucks!

You are short.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.