Insult jokes

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Your face.

Your mum!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Gaykelyu

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Your mom gay.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

You're a bish, and you are too!

Fuck nugget!

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

I'm not gay, dick.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.