Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Your life.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Baka!
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Y u gey, bruh?
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mamma sucks!
