Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Baka!
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
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