Insult jokes
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Memes
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm not gay, dick.
Your mom gay.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Fuck nugget!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."