Insult jokes

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

🌵funking prick!

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Your face.

Your mum!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Gaykelyu

What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?

Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.