Insult jokes
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
You got a pig head!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm not gay, dick.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Your mom gay.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
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