Insult jokes

I'm not gay, dick.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Gaykelyu

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Kill yourself, hoes!

"Ur Mater."

Ur mom.

WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Me and your mom in the bed.

A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.

Trashy pig woman: Why?

Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Your mom's asshole.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.