Insult jokes
I'm not gay, dick.
Your mom gay.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Fuck nugget!
Memes
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Gaykelyu
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Kill yourself, hoes!
"Ur Mater."
Ur mom.
Me and your mom in the bed.