Insult jokes
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Eat my butt.
Suck my butts, queer.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
🌵funking prick!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!