Insult jokes

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Your mom is a joke.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Gaykelyu

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

"Ur Mater."

Kill yourself, hoes!

Ur mom.

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏