Insult jokes

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Your mom is a joke.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Beans, your mum is fat!

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Your mom.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

You are so dumb.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.