A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your mom's asshole.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Your face and your life.
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Ur mum homo.