Insult jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Looks dragon!

Draggin' these nuts across yo face!

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

Your mum's foreheads.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

You are the joke.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.