Insult jokes
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Memes
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.