Insult jokes

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Your mom is a joke.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your mom.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

You got a pig head!

You are so dumb.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵