My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Insult Jokes
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
"Ur Mater."
Kill yourself, hoes!
Ur mom.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your mom's asshole.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
