Insult jokes
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Suck my butts, queer.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.