Insult jokes

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

Your mom is a joke.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

You got a pig head!

You are so dumb.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Your mom.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Your mom gay.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.