Insult jokes
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Your hairline!
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Princess Peach is a BUM!