Insult jokes
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Fuck nugget!
Your mom gay.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Your mom is a joke.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."