Insult jokes
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Y'all is ugly!
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.