Insult jokes
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Baka!
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Your mom gay.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.