Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Insult Jokes
Yo mamma sucks!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is a chode?
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Baka!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Y u gey, bruh?
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
Your mama.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.