Insult jokes
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Ur mum homo.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Your life.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mamma sucks!
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is a chode?
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.