Insult

Insult jokes

Duck

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

Mom

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Yo mama

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Face

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Brother

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Dick

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Baby

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.