Insult jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Huh what you say?

Come fight me, suck a dick.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

Yo mamma sucks!

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

What is a chode?

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Baka!

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Y u gey, bruh?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!