Insult jokes
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Your mom is a joke.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk