Insult jokes
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Memes
Kill yourself, hoes!
"Ur Mater."
Ur mom.
Me and your mom in the bed.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Your mom's asshole.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!