Insult jokes
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Fuck nugget!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
"Ur Mater."
Kill yourself, hoes!
Ur mom.
Me and your mom in the bed.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!