Insect jokes
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Eat cockroaches.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.