What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
What bee doesn’t fly properly
Kobe
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck, when a dildo thumps the windshield. To protect little johnny's innocence he says, "that was a insect." Little Johnny replies," I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them." A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off? A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
