Insect jokes
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"