Insect jokes
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.