WASP jokes
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
