If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
