Insect jokes
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.