What was Beethoven's favourite insect?
The Bee. :0
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
