What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
