Insect jokes
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.