Insect

Insect Jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Neighbor

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Fly

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Pool

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Bee

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

Bee

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Foot

How do you get a hippy pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

Cricket

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.