What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant πππ pool.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Maggot.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
