What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?