If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Insect Jokes
Whatβs the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant πππ pool.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Maggot.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
