A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!
what do you call a once that's a insect
a creepy crawly
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
What did one bee say to the other bee.
I love you honey .
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
These are bee puns.🐝
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