Insect jokes
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Maggot.