Insect jokes
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.