Invertebrate jokes
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.