Entomology jokes
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.