Entomology jokes
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.