INS jokes

Pilot

    • I made this one up myself just now.

    Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

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    Soda

    • I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

    It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

    Series

    • I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

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    Baby

    • A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

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    Cocaine

    • You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

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    Peanut

    • So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

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    Food

    • When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

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    Florida

    • "Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

    Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!