INS jokes
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!