INS jokes
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.