INS jokes
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
Fight in the comments.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good