INS jokes
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
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Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.