INS jokes
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Addison in bra.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?