INS jokes
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
----> [] get in the door.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.