INS jokes

Wheelchair

  • Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

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  • Accident

  • Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

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  • Chainsaw

  • The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

    The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

    The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

    Interest

  • What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?

    When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.

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  • Dr. Seuss

  • Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

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