INS jokes
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
WTF is this?
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.