INS jokes
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Guys, add me in Discord.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
in (DYM 71)
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.