INS jokes
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.