INS jokes
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
PP in the poo poo.
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
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What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."