INS jokes
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.