INS jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

What do apples and orphans have in common?

The apple gets picked.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.