INS jokes
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!