INS jokes
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
me when i do not get the math in class
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.