INS jokes
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
merca baby🇺🇲
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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