INS jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.