INS jokes
Youβre Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Damn.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, βWe'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!β
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.